Client: OMGWTFBBQ My hair is so dry/damaged/tangles easily/frizzy/limp/fine/won’t hold a style/the worst
Me: I have the perfect solution! You need product x!
People, stop blaming us for your hair problems. If you’re not taking good care of your hair, even the best hair cut won’t save you. Especially you people who want half an inch off every six months.